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  <title>Carpe Noctem</title>
  <subtitle>lost in colorblind insanity</subtitle>
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  <updated>2010-01-23T06:01:14Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wobbeltierchen:31290</id>
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    <title>totally new dragons!</title>
    <published>2010-01-23T06:01:14Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-23T06:01:14Z</updated>
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    <category term="dragons!"/>
    <category term="english"/>
    <category term="virtual life"/>
    <lj:music>British Sea Power - No Lucifer</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/32bW"&gt;&lt;img alt="Adopt one today!" style="border-width: 0pt;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/32bW.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; _ &amp;gt; 6 days _ &lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/OsYL"&gt;&lt;img alt="Adopt one today!" style="border-width: 0pt;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/OsYL.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; _ &amp;gt; 6 days _ &lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/mLc0"&gt;&lt;img src="http://dragcave.net/image/mLc0.gif" style="border-width: 0pt;" alt="Adopt one today!" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; _ &amp;gt; 6 days _ &lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/oFbV"&gt;&lt;img alt="Adopt one today!" style="border-width: 0pt;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/oFbV.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; _ &amp;gt; 5 days _ &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/hot2"&gt;&lt;img alt="Adopt one today!" style="border-width: 0pt;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/hot2.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; _ &amp;gt; 6 days _&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/kXZs"&gt;&lt;img alt="Adopt one today!" style="border-width: 0pt;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/kXZs.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; _ &amp;gt; 6 days _&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/VGAI"&gt;&lt;img alt="Adopt one today!" style="border-width: 0pt;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/VGAI.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; _ &amp;gt; 6 days _&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;three eggs to crack! :D&lt;br /&gt;Thank You for clicks and views!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wobbeltierchen:31169</id>
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    <title>wobbeltierchen @ 2010-01-19T09:22:00</title>
    <published>2010-01-19T08:22:56Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-19T08:22:56Z</updated>
    <category term="update"/>
    <category term="dragons!"/>
    <category term="english"/>
    <content type="html">all hatchies grown up! woohooot!&amp;nbsp;  so, what am i to do? get 4 new eggs, of course :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/32bW"&gt;&lt;img alt="Adopt one today!" style="border-width: 0pt;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/32bW.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; _ _ &lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/OsYL"&gt;&lt;img alt="Adopt one today!" style="border-width: 0pt;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/OsYL.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; _ _ &lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/mLc0"&gt;&lt;img alt="Adopt one today!" style="border-width: 0pt;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/mLc0.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; _ _ &lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/oFbV"&gt;&lt;img alt="Adopt one today!" style="border-width: 0pt;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/oFbV.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;thanks for clicking and viewing!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wobbeltierchen:30211</id>
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    <title>new eggs</title>
    <published>2010-01-11T19:32:02Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-11T19:32:02Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">now that all of my hatchlings grew up, i have new eggs. yay!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;bred ones:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/sP51"&gt;&lt;img alt="Adopt one today!" style="border-width: 0pt;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/sP51.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;   &lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/tThh"&gt;&lt;img alt="Adopt one today!" style="border-width: 0pt;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/tThh.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and former abandoned ones:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/VI0A"&gt;&lt;img src="http://dragcave.net/image/VI0A.gif" style="border-width: 0" alt="Adopt one today!" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;   &lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/I0YU"&gt;&lt;img src="http://dragcave.net/image/I0YU.gif" style="border-width: 0" alt="Adopt one today!" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;clicks, please?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;now i'm off to do my photography assingment ^^</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wobbeltierchen:30015</id>
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    <title>wobbeltierchen @ 2010-01-11T06:53:00</title>
    <published>2010-01-11T05:53:15Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-11T05:53:15Z</updated>
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    <lj:music>Clint Mansell - Requiem For A Dream</lj:music>
    <content type="html">okay... 3 days and 10 hours until they die o____o''&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;only the last one is close to maturing. help, please?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/FN7a"&gt;&lt;img alt="Adopt one today!" style="border-width: 0pt;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/FN7a.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/F0DJ"&gt;&lt;img alt="Adopt one today!" style="border-width: 0pt;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/F0DJ.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/SDCm"&gt;&lt;img alt="Adopt one today!" style="border-width: 0pt;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/SDCm.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/e759"&gt;&lt;img alt="Adopt one today!" style="border-width: 0pt;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/e759.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>...</title>
    <published>2010-01-10T23:24:49Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-10T23:24:49Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">&lt;i&gt;In memory of family and friends who have lost the battle with cancer; and in support of the ones who continue to conquer it! Post this on your LJ if you know someone who has or had cancer.&lt;/i&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wobbeltierchen:29274</id>
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    <title>ahaha xD</title>
    <published>2010-01-07T17:13:16Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-07T17:13:16Z</updated>
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    <category term="wtf?!"/>
    <category term="lol"/>
    <content type="html">India Foxtrot Yankee Oscar Uniform Charlie Alpha November Uniform November Delta Echo Romeo Sierra Tango Alpha November Delta Tango Hotel India Sierra, Charlie Oscar Papa Yankee Alpha November Delta Papa Alpha Sierra Tango Echo India Tango Tango Oscar Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo Lima India Victor Echo Juliet Oscar Uniform Romeo November Alpha Lima.0:) Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Mike Echo Mike Echo</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wobbeltierchen:28979</id>
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    <title>THEY HATCHED!</title>
    <published>2010-01-07T16:37:52Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-07T16:37:52Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">OMG!&amp;nbsp;MY&amp;nbsp;EGGS&amp;nbsp;HATCHED!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;YAY!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i didn't check on them for two hours and they hatched on me oO'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/FN7a"&gt;&lt;img alt="Adopt one today!" style="border-width: 0pt;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/FN7a.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/F0DJ"&gt;&lt;img alt="Adopt one today!" style="border-width: 0pt;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/F0DJ.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/SDCm"&gt;&lt;img alt="Adopt one today!" style="border-width: 0pt;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/SDCm.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/e759"&gt;&lt;img alt="Adopt one today!" style="border-width: 0pt;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/e759.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but they still need clicks.. click, pls?</content>
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    <title>dragon eggs - please click :)</title>
    <published>2010-01-03T11:14:01Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-03T11:21:13Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/FN7a"&gt;&lt;img alt="Adopt one today!" style="border-width: 0pt;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/FN7a.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/F0DJ"&gt;&lt;img src="http://dragcave.net/image/F0DJ.gif" style="border-width: 0pt;" alt="Adopt one today!" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/SDCm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://dragcave.net/image/SDCm.gif" style="border-width: 0pt;" alt="Adopt one today!" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/view/e759"&gt;&lt;img src="http://dragcave.net/image/e759.gif" style="border-width: 0pt;" alt="Adopt one today!" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://dragcave.net/user/wobbeltierchen"&gt;http://dragcave.net/user/wobbeltierchen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i looove dragons! i wonder what they will look like &amp;ocirc;o</content>
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    <title>lulz</title>
    <published>2009-11-19T18:11:50Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-19T18:11:50Z</updated>
    <category term="random"/>
    <category term="content? what&amp;apos;s that?"/>
    <category term="muhahaha"/>
    <category term="wheeee!"/>
    <category term="english"/>
    <category term="sense? what sense?!"/>
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    <category term="don&amp;apos;t know what tags i should use"/>
    <lj:music>the weird noise originating from my notebook, haha</lj:music>
    <content type="html">i want&lt;a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/11/18/funny-pictures-video-kitteh-climbs-policeman/"&gt; this cat&lt;/a&gt;, srsly</content>
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    <title>new layout</title>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:35:07Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-18T21:46:16Z</updated>
    <category term="fandom: supernatural"/>
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    <category term="band: rammstein"/>
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    <lj:music>the sneezing and coughing noises from next door</lj:music>
    <content type="html">in case you haven't noticed:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i've made a new layout :)&lt;br /&gt;well, not a new &lt;em&gt;layout&lt;/em&gt;, but a new header-image in honour of the newest spn episode.. 6 days late xD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i just had to put some of the stuff i learned at school to use.. practice and all, you know?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;on a side-note:&lt;br /&gt;i'm probably going to a rammstein concert on monday.. i don't know yet (it's going to be in munich)</content>
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    <title>driving school :)</title>
    <published>2009-10-17T00:37:20Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-19T18:18:18Z</updated>
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    <lj:music>the banter between my brother and his girlfriend</lj:music>
    <content type="html">i signed up for driving school and already had the first theory lesson.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;let's see how long it'll take till i get the license.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;oh, and it's autumn holidays! YAY! another week of NO SCHOOL is coming up!</content>
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    <title>Schreibhemmung</title>
    <published>2009-10-09T22:00:05Z</published>
    <updated>2009-10-09T22:00:05Z</updated>
    <category term="writer&amp;apos;s block"/>
    <category term="music"/>
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    <lj:music>my laptop's fan</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;div class='appwidget appwidget-qotd' id='LJWidget_2'&gt;
&lt;table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div style='border: 1px solid #000; padding: 6px;'&gt;&lt;p&gt;What band are you dying to see live in concert that you've never seen before? Would you travel to a different city or state just to see them?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style='font-size: 0.8em;'&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;input type="button" value="Antwort" onclick="document.location.href='http://www.livejournal.com/update.bml?qotd=1092'" /&gt; &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.livejournal.com/misc/latestqotd.bml?qid=1092"&gt;View Answers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!-- end .appwidget-qotd --&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;there are some bands: Slipknot (!!!), Rammstein, Death Cab for Cutie, Eisbrecher...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i already did the traveling thing this summer. 5 hours one way, two states over. it was a small festival with five bands :) so, that's a yes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <title>weekend</title>
    <published>2009-08-30T21:34:20Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-30T12:21:29Z</updated>
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    <lj:music>random show on the tv</lj:music>
    <content type="html">yesterday i was out on my quest to buy a &amp;quot;grafikmesser&amp;quot; (or cutter, but not quite) for porous printing at school.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;do you think i found one? no, of course not. what the fuck, people?! come on! that can't be too hard, can it?</content>
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    <title>wobbeltierchen @ 2009-08-17T04:21:00</title>
    <published>2009-08-17T02:53:32Z</published>
    <updated>2009-08-17T02:53:32Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">saw this on maychorian's journal and wanted to see how i did... i'm thinking movie adaptions don't count, yes? because then i would have more xD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The BBC believes most people will have only read 6 of the 100 books here. How do your reading habits stack up? Instructions: Copy and bold those you have read. I've italicised the ones i started and put &amp;quot;(movie)&amp;quot; behind those i saw the movie adaption of.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen (movie)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien&lt;/b&gt; (movie)&lt;br /&gt;3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling&lt;/b&gt; (movie)&lt;br /&gt;5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;6 The Bible&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;i'm not sure i read all of it.. i didn't read it as a whole.. i was a kid when i read it regularly&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte&lt;br /&gt;8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell&lt;br /&gt;9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman&lt;br /&gt;10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens&lt;br /&gt;11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott&lt;br /&gt;12 Tess of the D&amp;rsquo;Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy&lt;br /&gt;13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller&lt;br /&gt;14 Complete Works of Shakespeare&lt;br /&gt;15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk&lt;br /&gt;18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger&lt;br /&gt;19 The Time Traveler&amp;rsquo;s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger&lt;br /&gt;20 Middlemarch - George Eliot &lt;br /&gt;21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell (movie)&lt;br /&gt;22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald&lt;br /&gt;23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens&lt;br /&gt;24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;25 The Hitch Hiker&amp;rsquo;s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams&lt;/b&gt; (movie)&lt;br /&gt;26 Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh&lt;br /&gt;27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky&lt;br /&gt;28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll&lt;/b&gt; (movie)&lt;br /&gt;30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame&lt;br /&gt;31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy&lt;br /&gt;32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;34 Emma - Jane Austen&lt;br /&gt;35 Persuasion - Jane Austen&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis&lt;/b&gt; (movie)&lt;br /&gt;37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hossein&lt;br /&gt;38 Captain Corelli&amp;rsquo;s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden&lt;/b&gt; (movie)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;41 Animal Farm - George Orwell&lt;br /&gt;42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown&lt;br /&gt;43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez&lt;br /&gt;44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving&lt;br /&gt;45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins&lt;br /&gt;46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery&lt;br /&gt;47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy&lt;br /&gt;48 The Handmaid&amp;rsquo;s Tale - Margaret Atwood&lt;br /&gt;49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding&lt;br /&gt;50 Atonement - Ian McEwan&lt;br /&gt;51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel&lt;br /&gt;52 Dune - Frank Herbert&lt;br /&gt;53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons&lt;br /&gt;54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen (movie)&lt;br /&gt;55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth&lt;br /&gt;56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon&lt;br /&gt;57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens&lt;br /&gt;58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley&lt;br /&gt;59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night - Mark Haddon&lt;br /&gt;60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez&lt;br /&gt;61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck &lt;br /&gt;62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov&lt;br /&gt;63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt&lt;br /&gt;64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold&lt;br /&gt;65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas (movie)&lt;br /&gt;66 On The Road - Jack Kerouacx&lt;br /&gt;67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy&lt;br /&gt;68 Bridget Jones&amp;rsquo;s Diary - Helen Fielding&lt;br /&gt;69 Midnight&amp;rsquo;s Children - Salman Rushdie&lt;br /&gt;70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville&lt;br /&gt;71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens&lt;br /&gt;72 Dracula - Bram Stoker&lt;br /&gt;73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett&lt;br /&gt;74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson&lt;br /&gt;75 Ulysses - James Joyce&lt;br /&gt;76 The Inferno - Dante&lt;br /&gt;77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome&lt;br /&gt;78 Germinal - Emile Zola&lt;br /&gt;79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray&lt;br /&gt;80 Possession - AS Byatt&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell&lt;br /&gt;83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker (movie)&lt;br /&gt;84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro&lt;br /&gt;85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert&lt;br /&gt;87 Charlotte&amp;rsquo;s Web - EB White&lt;br /&gt;88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle&lt;/b&gt; (not all of them)&lt;br /&gt;90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton&lt;br /&gt;91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks&lt;br /&gt;94 Watership Down - Richard Adams&lt;br /&gt;95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole&lt;br /&gt;96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute&lt;br /&gt;97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas&lt;br /&gt;98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare&lt;br /&gt;99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl (movie)&lt;br /&gt;100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo&lt;a name='cutid1-end'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Total: 13&lt;br /&gt;that's poor o___O&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wobbeltierchen:23168</id>
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    <title>i have an anti-mosquito app for my ipod</title>
    <published>2009-07-24T03:46:46Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-24T03:46:46Z</updated>
    <category term="real life"/>
    <category term="update"/>
    <category term="pc"/>
    <category term="video"/>
    <category term="english"/>
    <lj:music>Slipknot - All Hope Is Gone</lj:music>
    <content type="html">i haven't posted for what? 4 weeks?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;wow. &lt;br /&gt;anyway, i bought a notebook on dell but i don't know the exact delivery date (sometime from now to the 29th). my parents are on a camping trip with their ranger groupe till sunday and sathurday morning are robin and sina going on a trip to france. heh.. the house will be so empty :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i have some vids for your amusement:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="6" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="7" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="8" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="9" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="10" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="11" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="12" /&gt;&lt;a name='cutid1-end'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wobbeltierchen:22963</id>
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    <title>Happy Birthday!</title>
    <published>2009-06-28T17:29:35Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-28T17:30:39Z</updated>
    <category term="yay!"/>
    <category term="birthday"/>
    <category term="english"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;span style="font-size: x-large;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 204, 255);"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;HAPPY BIRTHDAY!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;to the wonderful &lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_maychorian' lj:user='maychorian' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://maychorian.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://maychorian.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;maychorian&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;have fun today &amp;hearts;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wobbeltierchen:22741</id>
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    <title>Happy Birthday!</title>
    <published>2009-06-17T12:39:13Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-17T12:39:13Z</updated>
    <category term="yay!"/>
    <category term="birthday"/>
    <category term="english"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-large;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;HAPPY BIRTHDAY! &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and the best of wishes to &lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_severusslave' lj:user='severusslave' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://severusslave.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://severusslave.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;severusslave&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; !&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*applaudes**throws confetti*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wobbeltierchen:22412</id>
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    <title>guess what?</title>
    <published>2009-06-17T12:35:39Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-17T12:35:39Z</updated>
    <category term="yay!"/>
    <category term="real life"/>
    <category term="english"/>
    <category term="schule"/>
    <content type="html">guess what, people!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GUTENBERG&amp;nbsp;ACCEPTED&amp;nbsp;MEEEEEEE!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'M GOING THEEEEEEERE!!! YAY! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;starting 24 august i will be a student of the Gutenberg Fachoberschule f&amp;uuml;r Kunst und Gestaltung!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;best way to wake up is with a brother chiming into your room, throwing the letter at you stating you're being accepted :)</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wobbeltierchen:22151</id>
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    <title>wobbeltierchen @ 2009-06-07T20:01:00</title>
    <published>2009-06-07T18:01:06Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-07T18:01:06Z</updated>
    <category term="family"/>
    <category term="via ljapp"/>
    <category term="german"/>
    <category term="fuck"/>
    <lj:music>Slipknot - Sulfur</lj:music>
    <content type="html">meine oma ist heute vor einen bus gelaufen&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;sie ist in der notfallchirurgie</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wobbeltierchen:20949</id>
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    <title>me is a twitter-er-ess-thingy o_O''</title>
    <published>2009-05-27T01:43:14Z</published>
    <updated>2009-05-27T01:43:14Z</updated>
    <category term="fandom: supernatural"/>
    <category term="random"/>
    <category term="english"/>
    <content type="html">yeah, i'm shallow 'cause the only reason for me to join was to be one of &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/mishacollins"&gt;misha's&lt;/a&gt; followers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;now, though, it's quite fun to use. :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: smaller;"&gt;(&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/wobbeltierchen"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: smaller;"&gt;this&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: smaller;"&gt; is me btw)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wobbeltierchen:20558</id>
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    <title>pfeeew</title>
    <published>2009-05-26T00:22:42Z</published>
    <updated>2009-05-26T00:22:42Z</updated>
    <category term="random"/>
    <category term="english"/>
    <lj:music>Placebo - For What It's Worth</lj:music>
    <content type="html">it's so friggin' &lt;em&gt;hot&lt;/em&gt; over here. i hate it! today's top score was 33,5&amp;deg;C, which is about 92.3&amp;deg;F. &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;33.5&amp;deg;C&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;, people! wtf? it's barely june!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but it's not only the heat, what makes it so bad is the mugginess that comes with it.&amp;nbsp; i want that damn storm to moves its ass here already!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i'm most certainly not a summer type of person. i prefere cold or mild temperatures.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anybody listened to placebo - for what it's worth recently? i like it a lot :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wobbeltierchen:17591</id>
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    <title>new layout</title>
    <published>2009-02-15T17:12:07Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-15T17:12:07Z</updated>
    <category term="livejournal"/>
    <category term="english"/>
    <category term="graphics"/>
    <lj:music>Death Cab For Cutie - I Will Follow You Into The Dark</lj:music>
    <content type="html">i love my new layout :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and yes, the colors stay. no, i don't want to change them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i finally fixed the problem with my sidebar. all the time i didn't notice that there wasn't a width definition for the main content in my css *smacks head* now main content and sidebar are two separate colums as they should be :)</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wobbeltierchen:16622</id>
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    <title>dude, i must be like.. hyperactive</title>
    <published>2009-01-31T22:59:43Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-31T22:59:43Z</updated>
    <category term="random"/>
    <category term="english"/>
    <category term="lol"/>
    <lj:music>Metallica - Frantic</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/caffeine"&gt;&lt;img border="0" alt="The Caffeine Click Test - How Caffeinated Are You?" src="http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/badges/caffeine_insanely_high__a_vibrating_crackhead.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;haha xD but i didn't drick that much coffee.&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wobbeltierchen:15737</id>
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    <title>dcfc &amp;lt;3</title>
    <published>2009-01-24T06:06:33Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-24T06:06:33Z</updated>
    <category term="update"/>
    <category term="random"/>
    <category term="video"/>
    <category term="music"/>
    <category term="english"/>
    <lj:music>Death Cab For Cutie -  You Can Do Better Than Me</lj:music>
    <content type="html">i fell in love with deatch cab for cutie&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=Uln8UxZz9Ys&amp;amp;feature=PlayList&amp;amp;p=E9B07F23B630B923&amp;amp;playnext=1&amp;amp;index=47"&gt;i will possess your heart&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;span style="font-size: 11px;"&gt;(he'll start singing at 4:40)&lt;/span&gt; made it final. i love the voice and how every song is harmonic and full of emotion and the lyrics are whoa and their music gives me a good feeling even if it's a sad song.. yeah, i'm hooked :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=8hDLiYJ28ZQ"&gt;brothers on a hotel bed&lt;/a&gt; is also a wonderful song&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=hqOivchJDyg"&gt;the sound of settling&lt;/a&gt; is a great and light song&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;or just browse youtube or last.fm for them :)</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wobbeltierchen:15362</id>
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    <title>true fax!</title>
    <published>2009-01-21T16:12:01Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-21T16:12:01Z</updated>
    <category term="random"/>
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    <lj:music>Three Days Grace - Now or Never</lj:music>
    <content type="html">found this on some lj and had to repost it :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Economic Models Explained With Cows&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SOCIALISM&lt;br /&gt;You have 2 cows.&lt;br /&gt;You give one to your neighbour.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;COMMUNISM&lt;br /&gt;You have 2 cows.&lt;br /&gt;The State takes both and gives you some milk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FASCISM&lt;br /&gt;You have 2 cows.&lt;br /&gt;The State takes both and sells you some milk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NAZISM&lt;br /&gt;You have 2 cows.&lt;br /&gt;The State takes both and shoots you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BUREAUCRATISM&lt;br /&gt;You have 2 cows.&lt;br /&gt;The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other,&lt;br /&gt;and then throws the milk away...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM&lt;br /&gt;You have two cows.&lt;br /&gt;You sell one and buy a bull.&lt;br /&gt;Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.&lt;br /&gt;You sell them and retire on the income.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SURREALISM&lt;br /&gt;You have two giraffes.&lt;br /&gt;The government requires you to take harmonica&lt;br /&gt;lessons&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AN AMERICAN CORPORATION&lt;br /&gt;You have two cows.&lt;br /&gt;You sell one, and force the other to produce the&lt;br /&gt;milk of four cows.Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow&lt;br /&gt;has dropped dead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM&lt;br /&gt;You have two cows.&lt;br /&gt;You sell three of them to your publicly listed&lt;br /&gt;company, using letters of credit opened by your&lt;br /&gt;brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity&lt;br /&gt;swap with an associated general offer so&lt;br /&gt;that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption&lt;br /&gt;for five cows.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via&lt;br /&gt;an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly&lt;br /&gt;owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights&lt;br /&gt;to all seven cows back to your listed company.&lt;br /&gt;The annual report says the company owns eight cows,&lt;br /&gt;with an option on one more.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United&lt;br /&gt;States, leaving you with nine cows.&lt;br /&gt;No balance sheet provided with the release.&lt;br /&gt;The public then buys your bull.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THE ANDERSEN MODEL&lt;br /&gt;You have two cows.&lt;br /&gt;You shred them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A FRENCH CORPORATION&lt;br /&gt;You have two cows.&lt;br /&gt;You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the&lt;br /&gt;roads, because you want three cows.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A JAPANESE CORPORATION&lt;br /&gt;You have two cows.&lt;br /&gt;You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of&lt;br /&gt;an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.&lt;br /&gt;You then create a clever cow cartoon image called&lt;br /&gt;'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A GERMAN CORPORATION&lt;br /&gt;You have two cows.&lt;br /&gt;You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat&lt;br /&gt;once a month, and milk themselves.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AN ITALIAN CORPORATION&lt;br /&gt;You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.&lt;br /&gt;You decide to have lunch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A RUSSIAN CORPORATION&lt;br /&gt;You have two cows.&lt;br /&gt;You count them and learn you have five cows.&lt;br /&gt;You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.&lt;br /&gt;You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.&lt;br /&gt;You stop counting cows and open another bottle of&lt;br /&gt;vodka.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A SWISS CORPORATION&lt;br /&gt;You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.&lt;br /&gt;You charge the owners for storing them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A CHINESE CORPORATION&lt;br /&gt;You have two cows.&lt;br /&gt;You have 300 people milking them.&lt;br /&gt;You claim that you have full employment, and high&lt;br /&gt;bovine productivity.&lt;br /&gt;You arrest the newsman who reported the real&lt;br /&gt;situation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AN INDIAN CORPORATION&lt;br /&gt;You have two cows.&lt;br /&gt;You worship them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A BRITISH CORPORATION&lt;br /&gt;You have two cows.&lt;br /&gt;Both are mad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AN IRAQI CORPORATION&lt;br /&gt;Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.&lt;br /&gt;You tell them that you have none.&lt;br /&gt;No-one believes you, so they bomb the shit out of&lt;br /&gt;you and invade your country.&lt;br /&gt;You still have no cows, but at least now you are&lt;br /&gt;part of a Democracy....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A SPANISH CORPORATION&lt;br /&gt;You have two cows.&lt;br /&gt;Your cousin is jealous and wants one, so he starts a&lt;br /&gt;civil war over it!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION&lt;br /&gt;You have two cows.&lt;br /&gt;The one on the left looks very attractive.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION&lt;br /&gt;You have two cows.&lt;br /&gt;Business seems pretty good.&lt;br /&gt;You close the office and go for a few beers to&lt;br /&gt;celebrate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A PHILIPPINE CORPORATION&lt;br /&gt;You have two cows.&lt;br /&gt;You eat your dog.&lt;a name='cutid1-end'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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